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Adventures in text-to-speech:

Me: (Trimming hedge, Patagonian wind blowing everything right back into my face, single earbud at insane full blast.)

Phone Robot Lady: "The black-footed parrot is considered to be the rarest mammal in North America."

Me: "Yeah, well, duh" (trim, blow, tear, blink, sniffle).

PRL: (Keeps referring to the parrot as a mammal)

Me: "Wait, what the-" (drop trimmer, bite glove off, fish phone out of pocket) FERRET. "Oh."

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This is really funny.

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