Fish in Milk Jugs, black-footed ferret, Rachel Carson's Library
Adventures in text-to-speech:
Me: (Trimming hedge, Patagonian wind blowing everything right back into my face, single earbud at insane full blast.)
Phone Robot Lady: "The black-footed parrot is considered to be the rarest mammal in North America."
Me: "Yeah, well, duh" (trim, blow, tear, blink, sniffle).
PRL: (Keeps referring to the parrot as a mammal)
Me: "Wait, what the-" (drop trimmer, bite glove off, fish phone out of pocket) FERRET. "Oh."
This is really funny.
Adventures in text-to-speech:
Me: (Trimming hedge, Patagonian wind blowing everything right back into my face, single earbud at insane full blast.)
Phone Robot Lady: "The black-footed parrot is considered to be the rarest mammal in North America."
Me: "Yeah, well, duh" (trim, blow, tear, blink, sniffle).
PRL: (Keeps referring to the parrot as a mammal)
Me: "Wait, what the-" (drop trimmer, bite glove off, fish phone out of pocket) FERRET. "Oh."
This is really funny.